The Greco-Romans once had a tall-tale (for lack of a better word) about witches, about good versus evil. They said that there are two types of witches - day witches and night witches. The day witches are good and nurturing while the night witches are secretive and bent on destroying all civilization.
Which would I be... which would I be? Definitely night. While it is a far extreme to aspire to cause the damnation of humanity and all it's links to this Earth, being a night witch would be vastly superior and entertaining. The mystery of them alone is enough to intrigue one to their romantic lifestyle. Their desire to end civilization is probably a just one, considering how terrible most humans actually are. Jenny, though, wants to be a day witch. First of all, she doesn't wake up earlier enough to join this branch of the cult... she thinks that 11 a.m. is "early" morning. Secondly, in what ways is she good and/or nurturing? Exactly... none. Plus, what kind of vampire would chose the day witch lifestyle? You fail Jennifer Karen Schaeffer... epically.
Save me... please, SAVE ME!!! And take me here:
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